Tonight is the third debate…
This should be a walk in the park for Romney. All he has to do is point to a map and say “Obama point to the country that is not unhappy with us.” Then point to a map of the Middle East and say, “Now point to the country that is not currently going through a shit storm.”
Obama does have the difficult tasks of: 1. Finding the aforementioned countries. 2. Spinning the Arab Spring and the rest of the world as “Hunky dory”. 3. Keeping a straight face.
With things as they are, I honestly would not blame Obama if half way through the debate he throws down his mic and says “Screw this mess, you can have it. Everyone, I would like to endorse Mitt Romney!”
Here are a few talking points that you will probably hear tonight:
Tit for Tat- Romney should say Lib ya as often as Obama says dub ya.
Not so fresh?- How is it that every country that fell during the Arab Spring happened to fall into the Muslim Brotherhoods hands? (You know that group on the terror watch list that Obama has conferred with on numerous occasions)
Piniata- The Fast and Furious gun running scheme has killed over 200 Mexican nationals and 2 US Border guards.
Pretty Slick- After the oil spill drilling in the Gulf was closed off unless you were a Brazilian or Chinese company.
Busted- Why on Earth would we: 1. Return the Bust of Winston Churchill? 2. Think that an iPod pre-loaded with Obama’s greatest speeches would be a good gift for the Queen of England? 3. Give DVD’s region coded for the US to the Queen? (Does she really need a copy of Turista that she can’t even watch?)
Watch the other hand- What really went on in Benghazi that you needed to cover up the terrorist attack with a lame YouTube video? (Hint running guns to Syrian rebels)
Mic check- Obama’s hot mic conversation with French President Sarkozy about how much they dislike Bibi.
Reset- Russia has repeatedly accused the US of trying to effect the outcome of their elections, and incite protests just like we did in Egypt, Libya, Syria, and Iran (wait… no we just left the Iranian people’s green revolution alone… wouldn’t want to meddle now would we…)
I’ll take a side of Apocalypse please-Iran. Nukes. Nuff said.
Israel who?- Went on Late nite show rather than meeting foreign dignitaries.
Obama’s talking points:
I got Osama.
They like me better than dub ya.
Who you gonna believe him or the guy with the Nobel Peace Prize? See it even has Peace in it. They don’t give these things away for nothing…
The leaders of Libya and Egypt were bad men so it makes sense that you would take them out so that worse ones can have a chance.
Fast and the Furious? Loved the movie, but I think dub ya produced it.
Wave hand at audience and whisper “Romney is not the candidate you’re looking for,” Wait for the press corp to repeat in unison, then smile knowingly. (Subtle Star Wars reference. They occur on this blog often)